(“T” has been featured in David Deangelo’s Interviews with Dating Gurus series and a host of other seminars on women and dating. We welcome him to the IDM. Also note: That is NOT him in the picture above…ha ha)

For the past several years I have always found texting to be a quick and easy way to create sexual attraction. I am not sure if wit and cunning humor can be taught or if it is something that can be practiced and learned over time, but if you find that you posses witty, playful and sometimes downright dirty humor then by all means use it. If you like movie references, Watch the movie Dangerous Liaisons. I love moments such as those I am about to share with you. They create a great connection and there is so much you can do to amp desire between the two of you before you even get face to face, before you even say another word… it’s amazing..

People often will tell me they’ve heard that women want to sleep with me within 5 minutes of meeting me or that I have had sex without speaking another word to her once we’ve exchanged numbers and they want to know how it works. Over the next few installments of this newsletter I’ll address doing just that, plus anything sex, anything sensual and anything fashion that readers would like to learn more about. Here are a few fun things to say, and playful examples of textual flirting. In one example below you can see the entire process, how it builds and how the result is, well, how can it be anything other than great sex?

Additional comments to give you necessary background or eliminate a name have been enclosed in parenthesis

her: Long time no txt. Do you want 2 hook up later?
me: Hi! I just finished dancing the opening to a show or the answer would have been yes.

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(days later of not hearing from her)
me: I need some space. Don’t call me so much
(GREAT way to get on her for not getting back to you)
her: u r 2 funny! How have you been.
me: I’ve been great. (small breakdown of my life here) Did you get the new job you wanted?
her: Glad to hear things are going so well! Had an interview last week. I’m singing in church next week.
me: I’m thinking maybe afternoon sex today before 5
her: Sure, I have an hour break here in (city). Come on down

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me: where are you?
her: (los Angeles)
me: ah! Why are you always in (los Angeles) when we’re ready to play. Wish I could apparate.
her: I’m a scrabble queen and the word apparate dos not exist. Would you like to replace it with another one?
me: Apparate / Disapparate: to appear and vanish at ones own will. You can look it up on Wikipedia. They’re words that have enjoyed new found popularity with the release of Rowling’s epic novels. You may now call me king.
her: You are a crack up! I still don’t think that would count in scrabble! Ha! I’ll have to think about the king thing.
me: Consider the phrase “(her name)Alexis spent many loathsome nights in the company of other men until at last, to her delight, I would apparate inside her….”
her: ha! I love it.

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Me: There were faaaaaaaar too many large breasted women running around the house last night. That shouldn’t be allowed
(note: do NOT send this to a small breasted woman)
Her: haha! You poor thing

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me: I’ve just found your panties
her: are you serious? LOL oops
me: Quite. Thinking I should hang them over the door since I don’t have any bed posts
her: ha ha ha what you should do is store them somewhere until I can get them from you
me: Oh I don’t know, maybe displaying them prominently above the Christmas wreath is best… I’ll wash them in cold water first
her: ha. thanks

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this is great:

her: So I am eating dove chocolates and on the inside of the wrapper it has little messages. I’ve gotten the same messages 3 times. Temptation is fun….giving in is even better. I find it interesting.
(a message like this comes in guys and you’re done, you’re in)
me: I take action after 2 times, but 3x is a must. I feel certain you find it a bit more than interesting.
(NOTE: guys, I did not write: Great! Come over!)
her:True
me: “Necessary” might be more apt. A pulsing through your body that throbs my name over and over…
me: ha! That’s what I take Dove to mean anyway
her: LOL
me: So who are you eating tonight and when are we going to eat chocolates?
her: No plans for anyone tonight LOL. And whenever you want on the chocolates
(you’re definitely definitely in)
me: is it to late in the evening to have you stay with me tonight?
her: Maybe, I can tomorrow night
her: I must say, spending the night is tempting, maybe I should listen to my chocolate.
(me alternative: chocolate can never steer you wrong. My place in 1-3 hours? But I said:)
me: That would be an excellent piece of advice. Consider seeing me in 1-3 hours and I’ll block out the night for us
her: deal

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On the dirty side:
On the way to my house she calls to tell me:
Her: I’m heading in your direction
Me: You’re heading toward my erection?? What!!
(fortunately she was indeed headed toward it)

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Me: You have amazing lips. What is your address?
Her: As do you. (address)
Me: we should make out sometime soon
Her: I agree. When can my amazing lips touch yours?
Me: Tomorrow at 420 works great for me
Her: see you then

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So there it is. Short but fun! I’ll talk to you all soon. Don’t be afraid to take chances, to be playful, to flirt your ass off but to always be authentic and heart centered. This last sentence is perhaps the best piece of advice I can offer.

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